. . . I wanted to send a message explaining why I’ve denied your Friend Request here on MySpace.  While I applaud your devotion and exuberance, I’m afraid that I simply don’t share your belief that registering voters at bars and music venues will save American from its corrupt political machine.  In fact, your efforts to encourage douchebag idiots with no grasp of history or our Constitution to believe that they have any place at all in deciding which persons are qualified to lead this country may well, in fact, be viewed by future generations to be as enormous a mistake as the current war in Iraq.  However, if you decide to start recruiting volunteers to sit down with patrons at said bars and music venues and administer simple civics exams *before* handing them a voter registration form and tickets for two free well drinks, please get in touch with me, because that’s much more up my alley.

Thank you.