http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/ entropic doom Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:50:01 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2008. Writing Humor Parenting http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/363.html Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:48:01 GMT Damn, we're fertile. There will be a new Nuckolls in the world sometime in April. I'm too excited for exclamation points, even. http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=363 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/362.html Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:05:34 GMT So, folks, I'm pretty damn sure I'm pregnant. About a week along, if so. Also, our front lawn has EXPLODED in golden chanterelle mushrooms. Great for our bellies, bad for our relationship with our landlord. Well, for tit's sake, would YOU run a mower over a crop-yield worth about thirty dollars a day? http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=362 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/361.html Sat, 12 Jul 2008 19:51:34 GMT . . . a female midget is waking up with a kiler hangover and perhaps a vagure memory of a strange blue-haired lady carrying her into her apartment. You see the strangest damn things from the balconies of that town. Sometimes those strange things fall down and start crying and you end up having to help them get home. http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=361 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/360.html Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:07:55 GMT It's four in the afternoon, and I am fucking drunk. And I have to sober up in the next two hours, so that's going to be fun. A good friend of mine was staying with my family this past week. Her one-year-old baby girl, Chloe, was undergoing open-heart-surgery at a hospital in my city. The surgery went fine. About ten hours later Chloe suffered a massive stroke. About thirty hours after that the doctors declared her brain-dead. She was unhooked from everything but the respirator, placed in her parents' arms, and then the respirator was withdrawn. Chloe died at 2:09 pm Saturday, June... (more) http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=360 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/359.html Sat, 31 May 2008 00:29:37 GMT I can't believe I let this guy sign my boobies. (Chuck Negron, not the blogger. That would just be GROSS.) http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=359 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/358.html Sun, 25 May 2008 05:42:30 GMT Sort of. I actually do quite a bit of whoring and mincing about before this scene, but this is the first one to be edited and ready for pre-viewing. Dig the fake nail action, baby!! http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=358 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/357.html Tue, 06 May 2008 06:44:07 GMT So the new house is freaking perfect in every respect except . . . ants. There must be a mutant mother-colony under this house, seriously. I’m paranoid about leaving things like alcohol and . . . um, resin from my tobacco pipes, yeah, that’s it . . . where the ants might possibly get to it, simply because those German-efficient fuckers don’t need any help in developing their master plan, right? I tried all the natural solutions. Borax mixed with oatmeal just made them swarm the butter dish like it was the G-damned coast of Normandy. Cornmeal seemed to mutate them from scrawny... (more) http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=357 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/356.html Mon, 05 May 2008 19:11:30 GMT . . . I wanted to send a message explaining why I’ve denied your Friend Request here on MySpace. While I applaud your devotion and exuberance, I’m afraid that I simply don’t share your belief that registering voters at bars and music venues will save American from its corrupt political machine. In fact, your efforts to encourage douchebag idiots with no grasp of history or our Constitution to believe that they have any place at all in deciding which persons are qualified to lead this country may well, in fact, be viewed by future generations to be as enormous a mistake as the current war in... (more) http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=356 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/355.html Mon, 05 May 2008 01:00:06 GMT http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=355 http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/archive/354.html Fri, 02 May 2008 00:30:21 GMT Well, it's official. I am no longer "Cool Mom." Oh, sure, I was cool enough when I was getting all four of the neighbor' kids juice and Cheerios when they played in my yard. But today I lost that status. Apparantly that's what you get for the following acts of cruelty: 1. Inform neighbor kids that it's totally not cool to stand at someone's screen door and scream into the house after climbing over the fence into the yard uninvited. 2. Reply, "What's the magic word?" to a demand for a drink (as I walked away, the kid sneered, "Geez, it's just water". Four years old. Yeah.) 3. ban... (more) http://entropicdoom.blogdrive.com/comments?id=354